De WIFI is uitgevallen.
De kinderen zijn uit hun kamer gekomen . . . .
Mijn god, wat zijn ze groot geworden . . .

Ik heb al zes reistabletten genomen
En ik zit nog steeds thuis.
Weet iemand wat de juiste dosis is?

Sora_Lizard wrote:Ik heb al zes reistabletten genomen
En ik zit nog steeds thuis.
Weet iemand wat de juiste dosis is?

Wachten tot maandag... dan neemt iemand je wel mee

Sora_Lizard wrote:De WIFI is uitgevallen.
De kinderen zijn uit hun kamer gekomen . . . .
Mijn god, wat zijn ze groot geworden . . .

As my ex-wife used to say, "The only difference between men and boys is the price of their toys!"
You notice I said "ex-wife"!

@kolm: gezien dat Pic-a-Pix 2 deze week in de Store te vinden is....?

paveman wrote:
@kolm: gezien dat Pic-a-Pix 2 deze week in de Store te vinden is....?

Jep, heb hem toegevoegd aan wishlist tot ie over een maand in de sale is

Zonnepanelen hebben last van de warmte.

Why can't americans play chess?

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They are missing two towers

There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years." "Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?" Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago." "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."

What’s blue and smells like red paint?

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Blue paint

@Kolm

De eerste is hard
de tweede is auw
en de derde flauw.

Ach, voor ieder wat wils